No, I’m not talking about MP’s and Lords screeching abuse at each other but about two new new members of parliament who have refused to take their seats in either chamber. Instead they circle the building emitting the most incredible screeches and dive on pigeons and kill them. The feathers of the doomed pigeon float down past windows and some of the staff I am told find the whole rather bloody and feathery business a bit disturbing!
Now their activities have caught the attention of the media. I am told that they are likely to appear on Autumn Watch on the BBC tonight.
They are the Right Honourable Members for the Palace of Westminster – Mr and Ms Peregrine Falcon!
PS I think some of the screeching yesterday was about the cut in their child benefit!