The Lords Dilemma

Lord Soley

Some months ago a friend asked if I would provide a prize for auction at a school where she is a governor. In a fit of generosity I agreed – and then forgot about it!

Until yesterday when I received an email saying ” I won your kind contribution to the Greenside Primary School auction and thoroughly look forward to it. How do you suggest we proceed?”  My dilemma is this. I wrote the letter myself thinking it would be less formal. Unfortunately I didn’t keep a copy!  So what has he bought? dinner with the Speaker; Big Ben; one of the many attractive shop items?; The possibilities are endless.

I think I have to throw myself on his mercy and hope he doesn’t look me in the eye and say “I bought a three course lunch with all my family and friends on my birthday I hope you are not going to renege on it”

The moral of the story is always keep a copy of letters!

4 comments for “The Lords Dilemma

  1. Croft
    16/07/2009 at 4:33 pm

    ‘..dinner with the Speaker; Big Ben;

    Did anyone else suddenly have the image of some poor child sitting with the speaker in St Stephen’s Tower either side of Big Ben with a paper plate and a few cheese and pineapple party snacks on cocktail sticks!? 😀

    If she’s a governor can’t she quietly enquire?

  2. lordnorton
    16/07/2009 at 9:25 pm

    If you have promised them Big Ben, you will have some explaining to do to the authorities!

  3. Paul Smith
    17/07/2009 at 1:04 pm

    As the person quoted here, I can confirm that Lord Soley donated what he called “one of the new annual peerages we’ve just introduced”. Most looking forward to it.

  4. 18/07/2009 at 5:14 pm

    Good for you if you sent a hand-written letter. Seems you need a scanner to sit alongside Lord Norton’s photocopier. We really need to sort out these office gizmos for you.

    PS Big Ben can be bought here:
    http://www.alljigsawpuzzles.co.uk/shopping/p1077.htm

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